I don't think we're friends
I don't think we're friends
The things that friends do
We never do
So I guess it's true
I don't think we're friends
No no, I don't think we're friends

I don't think we're friends
I don't think we're friends
The things that friends do
We never do
So I guess it's true
I don't think we're friends
No no, I don't think we're friends

Text me first
I'm the worst
Text me first
I'm the worst
Text me first
I'm the worst
Text me first
Oh, I'm the worst

Hearing damage
Hearing damage
Rammage
Rammage

I don't think we're friends
I don't think we're friends
The things that friends do
We never do
So I guess it's true
I don't think we're friends
No no, I don't think we're friends

I need a better hobby than second-guessing everything
that anyone around me ever says
Maybe something like stamp collecting,
Geocaching, or anything
to get me the fuck out of my head

Friends
Friends
La la la la la la la
Bo bo bo bo bo bo

Text me first
I'm the worst
Text me first
Arriving at the function
Like Aleutian hearse
You better text me first
Oh, I'm the worst

Hearing damage
Listen to my hearing damage
It goes "E"

I don't think we're friends
I don't think we're friends
The things that friends do
We never do
So I guess it's true
I don't think we're friends
No no, I don't think we're friends

I need a better hobby than second-guessing everything
that anyone around me ever says
Maybe something like stamp collecting,
Geocaching, or anything
to get me the fuck out of my head

Do I deserve you as a friend?
How can I deserve your precious time?
Do I deserve you as a friend?
How can I deserve any of your precious time?

No, I don't think we're friends.